Matrix Resurrections

[deathsled]

Stoked to see it.  Hopefully not too woke.  "Humans are a disease, a cancer of this planet.  And we are the cure."
Of course I am pulling for the machines.

[shelbydoug]

Ooooooo...I thought that I recognized you?

[deathsled]

Mr. Aaaanderson.

[shelbydoug]

Mr. Aaaanderson.

No one calls me that anymore.

[deathsled]

Mr. Aaaanderson.

No one calls me that anymore.

Okay, Neo.

[shelbydoug]

You're just trying out a way to freak out the opposition in your next case aren't you?

I wouldn't screw with the Judge's head if I were you. The ones that I have here have absolutely no sense of humor, are starch appreciates of the Second Amendment and are subject to sudden fits of violent anti-social "in your face" behavior...and they have bad breath and BO too! 


Incidentally, can you hit anything with that thing?

[deathsled]

You're just trying out a way to freak out the opposition in your next case aren't you?

I wouldn't screw with the Judge's head if I were you. The ones that I have here have absolutely no sense of humor, are starch appreciates of the Second Amendment and are subject to sudden fits of violent anti-social "in your face" behavior...and they have bad breath and BO too! 


Incidentally, can you hit anything with that thing?

Never underestimate the power of a suit.  I haven't been to court in nearly two years now since our precious pandemic.  Though I was in evictions court for a landlord last week.  The masks detract and makes it next to impossible to read a face though the other body language still shows.  Self soothing, nodding heads, nervousness and so on.

[FL SAAC]

Dang ! could be Morpheus twin....

[deathsled]

Dang ! could be Morpheus twin....

You may be right about that.

[shelbydoug]

You can spot me by my ShelbyDoug hat.

[FL SAAC]

Holy Mackerel, has anyone ever told you that brad pit looks just like you ?

You can spot me by my ShelbyDoug hat.

[shelbydoug]

Holy Mackerel, has anyone ever told you that brad pit looks just like you ?

You can spot me by my ShelbyDoug hat.

No but he threatened me with a law suit because of a Copyright infringement.

Angelina Jolie wants child support. Fat chance.


I have to wear a George Clooney mask when out in public. The beard tickles.

[deathsled]

December 22, 2021...
https://youtu.be/nNpvWBuTfrc

[shelbydoug]

Mr. Aaaanderson.

No one calls me that anymore.

Okay, Neo.

It can't be me...there are no Shelbys in the story. There are ALWAYS Shelbys in the story!