You're just trying out a way to freak out the opposition in your next case aren't you?
I wouldn't screw with the Judge's head if I were you. The ones that I have here have absolutely no sense of humor, are starch appreciates of the Second Amendment and are subject to sudden fits of violent anti-social "in your face" behavior...and they have bad breath and BO too!
Incidentally, can you hit anything with that thing?