Annoying words sellers use when advertising a car

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ANYTHING TYPED IN ALL CAPS AND IN ONE LONG PARAGRAPH

[6s1640]

I like:  "Invested (some large some of money) and asking less."  Sounds like a poor investment and possible a good deal for someone.

I also don't like when no price is posted.  Makes me want to call just to ask them the price and then thank them.  But I refrain.

Cory

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Misspelled words:
Carborator
Guages
Distribator
Sterio
Eldebrock
Wiand
Holly
... and a major one that I see occasionally on the Chevy-for-sale sites:  Camero

What moron can't spell the name of his own car?

[tesgt350]

"Never Smoked In"

85% of the Cars I see on the Road has someone smoking in it.

[69mach351w]

Ad in a local trade paper:

        "66 Mustang, factory original 351 engine"

                             

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Went to a local Cars & Coffee get-together recently and there was an otherwise nice '64 Falcon with an SBF underhood and Chevy 283 emblems on the fenders!~!

Can't wait to read that guy's for sale ad.

[Wedgeman]

" Never Raced..Runs 12's "..........

[Karguy]

Ads that start with, "Here we have...".
Also the occasional "needs rebuilt"

[QuickSilverShelby]

This thread is classic.

QSS

[QuickSilverShelby]

I sure do miss the "rock on" emoji.

QSS

[SFM6S087]

time capsule

[gjz30075]

Misspelled words:
Carborator
Guages
Distribator
Sterio
Eldebrock
Wiand
Holly
... and a major one that I see occasionally on the Chevy-for-sale sites:  Camero

What moron can't spell the name of his own car?

I'd like to add Concourse

[69mach351w]

Misspelled words:
Carborator
Guages
Distribator
Sterio
Eldebrock
Wiand
Holly
... and a major one that I see occasionally on the Chevy-for-sale sites:  Camero

What moron can't spell the name of his own car?

LOLOL

[rhjanes]

"Never driven in the rain"......

[stangman39]

Classic Mustang seller saying they have a Marty or Martini report!
Granted that could be auto correct taking over but still...get it right!

Sellers saying they have a Mustang GT for sale just because it has an eight cylinder.
Sellers saying their classic Mustang has a V6.

I often tell sellers on Craigslist who say "taking best offer over such and such price.." if they want a bidding war then please use eBay!