Annoying words sellers use when advertising a car

[Peter L.]

 I'm surprised no one has mentioned the infamous 'no tire kickers or test pilots'  lol

[FL SAAC]

ok I will take one for the team.....

'no tire kickers or test pilots'

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the infamous 'no tire kickers or test pilots'  lol

[Don Johnston]

Award winning

[Side-Oilers]

"Turns heads wherever it goes."

[Side-Oilers]

"Refurbished." 

That's a completely subjective description.

How many cars have you seen with a "completely refurbished" interior, that still looks crappy?

Or, a "refurbished" engine that isn't right.

And, WTH does that even mean?  It was furbished originally at the factory, so I re-furbished it?

(Yes, I know the dictionary definition, but I mean in terms of a car.)

[In The Doghouse]

"Do not buy this car unless you like lots of attention!"

Due to the smoke pouring out of the exhaust, or from law enforcement, due to all of the lights/signals not working?

[gt350hr]

     "opportunity" used anywhere.

[BGlover67]

"Do not buy this car unless you like lots of attention!"

Due to the smoke pouring out of the exhaust, or from law enforcement, due to all of the lights/signals not working?

That's a great one!

Loving the responses so far.  It seems I'm not the only one annoyed by all these descriptions. 

[Shawn]

Chevy
Corvette
Chevelle
Camaro
SS
RS/SS
350
Power Glide
Anything with "Z" ZR1 - ZL1 ........blah blah blah

[Shawn]

Eleanor

[Shawn]

Typical rust areas as they all have. You cant find one without rust

[Shawn]

FIRM

NO TRADES

[Shawn]

Barn Find

I think barn find cars has surpassed the number of barns in North America

[Shawn]

I have to many toys only reason I'm selling

[Shawn]

Any reference to "My Wife" is making me sell