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Title: Christine being remade
Post by: deathsled on June 10, 2021, 10:14:25 PM
https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2568652/stephen-king-christine-getting-remake-bryan-fuller-jason-blum-vincenzo-natali

If they want sell out crowds, maybe this time it should be about a killer iPhone...
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: Side-Oilers on June 10, 2021, 10:54:14 PM
Now that's funny!   

And someone in dumbsh!t Hollywood is probably considering that idea right now.
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: 98SVT - was 06GT on June 10, 2021, 11:09:18 PM
I wonder what Fiat they will use to stand in for the Plymouth?
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: deathsled on June 10, 2021, 11:17:14 PM
I delved into it a little more.  Will be set back in the early 1980s.  I suspect they will continue to use a Plymouth as that was the car used in the book except the book Plymouth was a 4 door.  Don't know what King was thinking re a 4 door.  Simply two doors too far away from being cool.  The special effects will undoubtedly be better.  I am enthused they are doing a remake.  I will see it.
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: Side-Oilers on June 10, 2021, 11:43:30 PM
It could be about some woke greenie finding the abandoned car in a barn.

Then he converts it to electric power to save the planet.

And the car electrocutes him dead on the first drive.

As the end credits roll, there's another short scene of the car puking up the electric motor, and a 426 Hemi takes its place.

That, I'd pay to watch.
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: Don Johnston on June 11, 2021, 12:22:06 AM
Quote from: Side-Oilers on June 10, 2021, 11:43:30 PM
It could be about some woke greenie finding the abandoned car in a barn.

Then he converts it to electric power to save the planet.

And the car electrocutes him dead on the first drive.

As the end credits roll, there's another short scene of the car puking up the electric motor, and a 426 Hemi takes its place.

That, I'd pay to watch.

The perfect screenplay! 8)
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: rhjanes on June 11, 2021, 09:39:32 AM
I thought the greenie finds an abandoned first generation Prius, sunk up to the wheels in mud and cow dung.  He saves it but every time he plugs it in for a recharge, people die.  Remember the scene from The Green Mile when the sadistic dork doesn't wet the sponge? 
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: deathsled on June 11, 2021, 10:02:57 AM
You guys are terrible. But in a funny twisted sort of way. I am liking the altered suggestions. More!
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: roddster on June 11, 2021, 10:50:01 AM
An 80's Plymouth?   oh they gotta use the Volare!
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: FL SAAC on June 11, 2021, 11:54:18 AM
New times, new audience, new Christine

Nothing evokes more anxiety, fear and terror than a new mustang leaving a car show or cars and coffee event driven by a bewildered new owner.

The new Christine should be a new age mustang .....
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: deathsled on June 11, 2021, 12:38:17 PM
Lol I wholeheartedly agree. Though I am filling in with a new story to plug the gaps about a 2013 Boss 302 entitled Faster than Death. It's a red key black key thing.
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: Royce Peterson on June 12, 2021, 10:19:37 AM
The original movie is set in 1978. So if the movie is set in the 1980's the car would need to be from the 1960's.

Maybe a Corvair could come out of a barn, get restored and then kill Ralph Nader in the finale before exploding into flames, then reappear as a Smart electric Fortwo?
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: deathsled on June 12, 2021, 03:13:43 PM
Quote from: Royce Peterson on June 12, 2021, 10:19:37 AM
The original movie is set in 1978. So if the movie is set in the 1980's the car would need to be from the 1960's.

Maybe a Corvair could come out of a barn, get restored and then kill Ralph Nader in the finale before exploding into flames, then reappear as a Smart electric Fortwo?

Ooooooo I like that!  Lots of creativity going on out there. (Which I admire and appreciate.)
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: 98SVT - was 06GT on June 12, 2021, 04:06:11 PM
Quote from: Royce Peterson on June 12, 2021, 10:19:37 AMMaybe a Corvair
Not to evoke recent politics here but the Corvair was an early victim of Fake News. By the time Nader's "facts" were proven false and the results released the Corvair had been voted off the showroom floor.

"Although Nader was proven wrong, according to the investigation performed by the National Highway Traffic Association, the damage to public perception was already done. After easily selling 200,000 units in each of the first six years of production, the Corvair only sold 14,000 by 1968. It was cancelled the next year."
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: rhjanes on June 12, 2021, 04:17:30 PM
Quote from: 98SVT - was 06GT on June 12, 2021, 04:06:11 PM
Quote from: Royce Peterson on June 12, 2021, 10:19:37 AMMaybe a Corvair
Not to evoke recent politics here but the Corvair was an early victim of Fake News. By the time Nader's "facts" were proven false and the results released the Corvair had been voted off the showroom floor.

"Although Nader was proven wrong, according to the investigation performed by the National Highway Traffic Association, the damage to public perception was already done. After easily selling 200,000 units in each of the first six years of production, the Corvair only sold 14,000 by 1968. It was cancelled the next year."

Very true.  A college friend of mine, his dad collected Corvairs.....from 1965 to 1969 ONLY.  He agreed with Nader, the "Swing axle" design before that was a danger.  Funny, look under any old VW Bug......
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: Side-Oilers on June 12, 2021, 05:36:25 PM
Or a Spridget.
Title: Re: Christine being remade
Post by: deathsled on June 12, 2021, 06:35:28 PM
Or Mercedes 300SL Gullwing and likely the roadster as well...