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Title: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: deathsled on July 08, 2021, 02:37:47 PM
Mechanophilia (or mechaphilia[1]) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles,[2] motor vehicles,[3][4] helicopters,[5] ships, and aeroplanes.[6]

Mechanophilia is treated as a crime in some nations with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution.[7] Motorcycles are often portrayed as sexualized fetish objects to those who desire them.[8]
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: FL SAAC on July 08, 2021, 03:10:02 PM
First step to recovery is admitting you have tgat you have a problem.  You have established that, I highly recommend that you follow my online daily consultations at "Fighting Negativity ".

A gentleman of your caliber cannot fall into the hands of the life time incarcerated group.

Remember help is just a call away. Please do not hesitate to contact me directly or discretely.

Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: NC TRACKRAT on July 08, 2021, 04:38:04 PM
I'm sure others will have similar stories but I knew a guy in Dallas years ago who had an obvious fetish about his little 356 Porsche.  He got t-Boned one day and, as they were putting him in the ambulance, he was screaming uncontrollably, "They killed my car!".
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: FL SAAC on July 08, 2021, 04:45:33 PM
I'm sure others will have similar stories but I knew a guy in Dallas years ago who had an obvious fetish about his little 356 Porsche.  He got t-Boned one day and, as they were putting him in the ambulance, he was screaming uncontrollably, "They killed my car!".

1) you can't take it with you
2) go to jail you will learn the true meaning of getting t boned
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: 557 on July 08, 2021, 06:47:03 PM
Short answer:NO.However if you love it more than the important people in your life you definitely have your priorities out of whack….my 2 cents.
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: deathsled on July 08, 2021, 08:04:11 PM
I'm sure others will have similar stories but I knew a guy in Dallas years ago who had an obvious fetish about his little 356 Porsche.  He got t-Boned one day and, as they were putting him in the ambulance, he was screaming uncontrollably, "They killed my car!".
(https://i.imgur.com/XX1lRvw.png?1)
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: FL SAAC on July 08, 2021, 09:55:15 PM
Hey I know that guy!

You’re still here? It’s over!
Ferris Bhueller
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: FL SAAC on July 08, 2021, 09:56:50 PM
On a  more somber note, a certain red Shelby called H. R. today and has named you in a sexual harassment complaint......
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: 67 GT350 on July 08, 2021, 09:59:46 PM
Short answer:NO.However if you love it more than the important people in your life you definitely have your priorities out of whack….my 2 cents.

100 PERCENT agreed....

I know a guy who had nothing, but he did have 2 65 GT350's. Thats love, C'MON MAN!
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: deathsled on July 08, 2021, 10:13:36 PM
On a  more somber note, a certain red Shelby called H. R. today and has named you in a sexual harassment complaint......
Yes, no doubt.  I will be filing my suit for malicious prosecution shortly here.
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: 557 on July 08, 2021, 10:54:20 PM
He was only “polishing the paint”…….. :o
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: FL SAAC on July 09, 2021, 07:42:23 AM
Counselor I attribute this to dual exhaust arousal
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: deathsled on July 09, 2021, 11:48:45 AM
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Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: FL SAAC on July 09, 2021, 12:48:35 PM
I'm telling ya dual exhaust will get you in trouble
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: 557 on July 09, 2021, 05:06:11 PM
I have never in my life wanted to be a “hi-performance muffler” more….. ;)
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: deathsled on July 09, 2021, 06:57:34 PM
Dual side exiting exhaust.  My favorite. Tis a strange world in which we live.  I kind of go out of my way to find and research such oddities. 

Best regards,

Richard E
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: 98SVT - was 06GT on July 10, 2021, 12:31:01 AM
Dual side exiting exhaust.  My favorite.
They re routed the exhaust on my race car from the door to under the floor to beat the DB police at Laguna Seca. I want to put it back out the side just because I'll run it mostly at Willow Springs and there is no noise problem there. It will also get the heat away from the oil tank. The body that is on my car now still has the hole in the side where they ran the 5" exhaust. It's also got a pair of the biggest Flowmasters (4" in and out) I've ever seen on it.
It doesn't sound like only 310 inches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6C8WTAys1Y
(https://i.imgur.com/SUgpBvTl.jpg)  (https://i.imgur.com/mZmSOvml.jpg)
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: deathsled on July 10, 2021, 11:51:01 AM
That sounds amazing! I also like seeing flames belching out the side exhaust as they are going around a corner.
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: FL SAAC on July 12, 2021, 09:06:18 AM
I have never in my life wanted to be a “hi-performance muffler” more….. ;)

Although tempting it will be a painful relationship
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: 557 on July 12, 2021, 10:25:28 AM
I have never in my life wanted to be a “hi-performance muffler” more….. ;)

Although tempting it will be a painful relationship
.    Only if it’s “hot”……… 8)
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: FL SAAC on July 12, 2021, 05:27:43 PM
I have never in my life wanted to be a “hi-performance muffler” more….. ;)

Although tempting it will be a painful relationship
.    Only if it’s “hot”……… 8)

Now that's  HOT!
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: FL SAAC on July 19, 2021, 09:40:00 PM
Mechanophilia (or mechaphilia[1]) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles,[2] motor vehicles,[3][4] helicopters,[5] ships, and aeroplanes.[6]

Mechanophilia is treated as a crime in some nations with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution.[7] Motorcycles are often portrayed as sexualized fetish objects to those who desire them.[8]


Well it's happened......

Film About Woman Impregnated By Car Won Palme D'Or At Cannes
https://jalopnik.com/a-movie-about-a-woman-being-impregnated-by-a-car-just-w-1847315319



You may be right
I may be crazy
Hey, but It just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Turn out the light
Oh, don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
You may be right
Title: Re: Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?
Post by: deathsled on July 20, 2021, 09:00:43 AM
Mechanophilia (or mechaphilia[1]) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles,[2] motor vehicles,[3][4] helicopters,[5] ships, and aeroplanes.[6]

Mechanophilia is treated as a crime in some nations with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution.[7] Motorcycles are often portrayed as sexualized fetish objects to those who desire them.[8]


Well it's happened......

Film About Woman Impregnated By Car Won Palme D'Or At Cannes
https://jalopnik.com/a-movie-about-a-woman-being-impregnated-by-a-car-just-w-1847315319



You may be right
I may be crazy
Hey, but It just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Turn out the light
Oh, don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
You may be right
Seems fairly normal to me. In my world that is.