The Most Over Used Phrases In The Car World

[FL SAAC]

Beautiful patina=oxymoron.....

We call those RUST BOXES...

[FL SAAC]

Completely documented = Reproduction owner's manual included plus other finely forged and aged documentations....

[557]

All original except paint=oxymoron

[Don Johnston]

Accurately restored with NOS parts=parts by Pookie.

[FL SAAC]

Less than XXXX miles on the odometer = since it seized up the last time or we rolled it back with a power drill

[FL SAAC]

Exceptionally original = we threw dirt on it

[NC TRACKRAT]

I always like "xxx,xxx original miles"...as if there is such a thing as "reproduction miles"?

[67 GT350]

"SURVIVOR"
"RESTORED"
"DRIVER"
"EZ FIX"
"The paint is dull, but I like it that way"
"The paint is dull, I figured I would let the next guy decide what he wants to do with it"
TRANSLATION on the last two, I bought this Shelby years ago for $8000.00, I was too lazy to care about it, and just want to make the big bucks, thank you Barrette/Mecum.

[shelbydoug]

"She looks very intelligent". Referring to the model standing next to the car.

[FL SAAC]

Refreshed = power washed engine bay and added new pine tree air freshener.

[67 GT350]

I always like "xxx,xxx original miles"...as if there is such a thing as "reproduction miles"?

"We reset it back to 0 because everything is new"

[deathsled]

Never smoked in. Ashtray says otherwise.

[FL SAAC]

Survivor = see tgis link....LMAO

http://www.saacforum.com/index.php?topic=15534.msg127002;topicseen#msg127002

[Don Johnston]

Barn find=we found the car under a barn that collapsed on it 40 years ago.

[FL SAAC]

Barn find=we found the car under a barn that collapsed on it 40 years ago.

LMAO full of mice and get carcasses