The Most Over Used Phrases In The Car World

[FL SAAC]

How about,
"todays Shelby prices"
"What is the value of a Shelby today?"
"would you sell your Shelby under market value"
"How much is my car worth?"
"Current values"
"I saw the same car on (favorite auction site) do bla, bla, bla....My car has to be worth that."
My Fave,
You are selling, I tell you "Lots of things are wrong with it." I am selling it, "I kind of like it the way it is."
"If I am buying it, it is GOLD, If I am selling the same car, it is SH%$"

Hmmmm I see you have been on this forum at least once

[FL SAAC]

I am an honest car broker of the highest integrity representing this fantastic investment grade opportunity


The mileage on the clock is believed to be original = Probably not, but that's what we're saying and I'm sticking to it

[Peter L.]

 'Just testing the waters'=hoping someone will make me a ridiculous offer.

[FL SAAC]

'Just testing the waters'=hoping someone will make me a ridiculous offer.

LMAO so true

[FL SAAC]

Great solid floors = ridiculously applied amount of undercoat covering up the stop sign used to reinforce bottom

[FL SAAC]

Exceptionally original = we threw dirt on it.

[FL SAAC]

Less than XXXX miles on the odometer = since it seized up the last time or we rolled back the odometer

[FL SAAC]

Stored in a private display for years = sat in the previous owners  garage for years

[FL SAAC]

This investment grade quality vehicle offered at this phenomenal price will only appreciate = If you buy it for this price you are already upside down, buy it and your grade is "F" for failure....

[FL SAAC]

"Yes this is the rare model " = nobody liked it when it was new either

[FL SAAC]

"Car has had an older restoration " =  Don't know who, what or when this thing was painted.  By looks of it tgey used a paint brush.....

[FL SAAC]

" May need a  little engine work " = last time it ran was , who knows when but the rods wernt  coming out the side of the block

[Bigblock]

I've heard this a few times lately, phrased like "get your Shelby to Mecum Kissimmee and get $200K+". An acquaintance heard this and now wants to sell his KR. He's rubbing his hands can't wait for January.

Is Mecum really the top place to sell???  

Jim

[FL SAAC]

I've heard this a few times lately, phrased like "get your Shelby to Mecum Kissimmee and get $200K+". An acquaintance heard this and now wants to sell his KR. He's rubbing his hands can't wait for January.

Is Mecum really the top place to sell???  

Jim

I surely don't know but I do know this:

"The car uses no oil " = oil  just oozes out the gaskets and rear main seal

[FL SAAC]

Really don't want to sell but I have no time to complete  = parts scattered all over the place and we can't find them,  good luck if you buy this p.o.s. !