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Is it possible to love your Shelby too much?

Started by deathsled, July 08, 2021, 02:37:47 PM

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deathsled

July 08, 2021, 02:37:47 PM
Mechanophilia (or mechaphilia[1]) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles,[2] motor vehicles,[3][4] helicopters,[5] ships, and aeroplanes.[6]

Mechanophilia is treated as a crime in some nations with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution.[7] Motorcycles are often portrayed as sexualized fetish objects to those who desire them.[8]
"Low she sits on five spoke wheels
Small block eight so live she feels
There she's parked beside the curb
Engine revving to disturb
She's the princess from his past
Red paint gold stripes damned she's fast"

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#1
July 08, 2021, 03:10:02 PM
First step to recovery is admitting you have tgat you have a problem.  You have established that, I highly recommend that you follow my online daily consultations at "Fighting Negativity ".

A gentleman of your caliber cannot fall into the hands of the life time incarcerated group.

Remember help is just a call away. Please do not hesitate to contact me directly or discretely.

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#2
July 08, 2021, 04:38:04 PM
I'm sure others will have similar stories but I knew a guy in Dallas years ago who had an obvious fetish about his little 356 Porsche.  He got t-Boned one day and, as they were putting him in the ambulance, he was screaming uncontrollably, "They killed my car!".
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#3
July 08, 2021, 04:45:33 PM
Quote from: NC TRACKRAT on July 08, 2021, 04:38:04 PM
I'm sure others will have similar stories but I knew a guy in Dallas years ago who had an obvious fetish about his little 356 Porsche.  He got t-Boned one day and, as they were putting him in the ambulance, he was screaming uncontrollably, "They killed my car!".

1) you can't take it with you
2) go to jail you will learn the true meaning of getting t boned
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#4
July 08, 2021, 06:47:03 PM
Short answer:NO.However if you love it more than the important people in your life you definitely have your priorities out of whack....my 2 cents.

deathsled

#5
July 08, 2021, 08:04:11 PM
Quote from: NC TRACKRAT on July 08, 2021, 04:38:04 PM
I'm sure others will have similar stories but I knew a guy in Dallas years ago who had an obvious fetish about his little 356 Porsche.  He got t-Boned one day and, as they were putting him in the ambulance, he was screaming uncontrollably, "They killed my car!".
"Low she sits on five spoke wheels
Small block eight so live she feels
There she's parked beside the curb
Engine revving to disturb
She's the princess from his past
Red paint gold stripes damned she's fast"

FL SAAC

#6
July 08, 2021, 09:55:15 PM
Hey I know that guy!

You're still here? It's over!
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#7
July 08, 2021, 09:56:50 PM
On a  more somber note, a certain red Shelby called H. R. today and has named you in a sexual harassment complaint......
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#8
July 08, 2021, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: 557 on July 08, 2021, 06:47:03 PM
Short answer:NO.However if you love it more than the important people in your life you definitely have your priorities out of whack....my 2 cents.

100 PERCENT agreed....

I know a guy who had nothing, but he did have 2 65 GT350's. Thats love, C'MON MAN!
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deathsled

#9
July 08, 2021, 10:13:36 PM
Quote from: FL SAAC on July 08, 2021, 09:56:50 PM
On a  more somber note, a certain red Shelby called H. R. today and has named you in a sexual harassment complaint......
Yes, no doubt.  I will be filing my suit for malicious prosecution shortly here.
"Low she sits on five spoke wheels
Small block eight so live she feels
There she's parked beside the curb
Engine revving to disturb
She's the princess from his past
Red paint gold stripes damned she's fast"

557

#10
July 08, 2021, 10:54:20 PM
He was only "polishing the paint"........ :o

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#11
July 09, 2021, 07:42:23 AM
Counselor I attribute this to dual exhaust arousal
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#12
July 09, 2021, 11:48:45 AM
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"Low she sits on five spoke wheels
Small block eight so live she feels
There she's parked beside the curb
Engine revving to disturb
She's the princess from his past
Red paint gold stripes damned she's fast"

FL SAAC

#13
July 09, 2021, 12:48:35 PM
I'm telling ya dual exhaust will get you in trouble
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I am certainly not a Shelby Expert

557

#14
July 09, 2021, 05:06:11 PM
I have never in my life wanted to be a "hi-performance muffler" more..... ;)
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