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Re: Get ready to make reservations at McDonald's
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2021, 10:17:14 PM »
I guess the 200+ million people murdered by the communists in the 20th century was not enough.
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Re: Get ready to make reservations at McDonald's
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2021, 11:27:57 PM »
Maybe this'll get me banned, but here's goes nothing.  Now here's the kicker, does that last sentence invite getting banned whereas, had I never said it, then it might have flown under the proverbial radar?  Cause and effect always gets me thinking.
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Re: Get ready to make reservations at McDonald's
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2021, 12:46:37 PM »
We call this southern hospitality y'all  !

If the Colonel was still around he would not take any of what's happening lightly.  He would set them all straight. What's this $25 an hour, how about you take home $200 a week and clean your own uniforms

Colonel Harland David Sanders the original fast food gangster  !

Well if you don't beat, kick and demean your employees how will they know that you love them?

There are reasons that some people with little control take an AR15 and kill everyone at work. I don't condon those actions but I understand where they stem from.

Did the grandson of the Colonel gun him down on the back lot of the farm?
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Re: Get ready to make reservations at McDonald's
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2021, 12:48:03 PM »
Let me address this " the Colonel certainly was not chicken"

“Chicken hunting”accident…..
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Re: Get ready to make reservations at McDonald's
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2021, 12:59:07 PM »
So what really happened?

The Colonel started out in a gas station frying yard birds.

He promoted his business by  making his own creative signs and placing them by the road side.

A competitor did not like the signs and would deface them.

The Colonel amicably addressed the situation with such competitor.

No resolution.

Competitor was caught defacing signs again.

The Colonel approached competitor.

Shots where fired, one of the Colonels men was shot dead.

The Colonel stood his ground and shot competitor in shoulder.

Competitor was arrested,  charged, convicted and served 18 years in jail

The Colonel was exonerated as he was standing his ground and if put in jail no fried chicken would be had in the region or USA.

Long live Colonel Sanders  a true southern gentleman !
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Re: Get ready to make reservations at McDonald's
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2021, 12:08:28 PM »
   So the Col only "winged him"? ;)
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Re: Get ready to make reservations at McDonald's
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2021, 02:02:52 PM »
LMAO "winged him" !

The Colonel showed the world he was not chik-un or better yet : you know what day chickens hate?

FRY DAY......

   So the Col only "winged him"? ;)
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Re: Get ready to make reservations at McDonald's
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2021, 02:09:21 PM »
Pretty sure Harlan is “extra crispy” by now…..

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Re: Get ready to make reservations at McDonald's
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2021, 02:47:21 PM »
We have first hand knowledge of his last words before leaving us

Pretty sure Harlan is “extra crispy” by now…..
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