Show me that Rainbow Rubber
I'll bypass a series of obvious jokes about the name of that club, but do need to give props to the guy in the photo.
He correctly deduced that if he moved his right shoulder
over that way, and adjusted his left shoulder
like this, he'd cop two feels at the same time. And have plausible deniability to go with it.
In a Jeff Spicoli voice: "The dude with the camera told me to sit like that. How would I know where my shoulders were?"
His
hands, on the other hand..